...or else I'll have to sick Bas Rutten on you guys
12/27/06
12/26/06
SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!!
http://www.snakesonaplane.com/Samuel is back and bigger than ever. Movie comes out January 2nd and of course if you were there, pony kegs are highly encouraged and allowed.
12/20/06
ice hockey rulez!!!
so now that denis savard has resurrected the mighty blackhawks of chicago from hell, anyone up for a handle of jack and a game in january? im seeing versus the preds on jan 5 or the sabres on the 10th? coyotes also in town on the 7th, but they gargle bag. lets look into tickets at some point. (also, team eurocunt - SOO antsy in the pantsy!!!)
12/19/06
why god created ps3
i plan to get 360, wii, or ps3 strictly so i can try this bad boy out. gryll, get the fridge stocked, the chair fluffed, and the weed handy, we've got some converting to do.
12/18/06
i mean, seriously...
this man is just so fucking sweet, it's not even fair to the rest of the world anymore
he somehow makes the shittiest gimmick ever a little less shitty.
he somehow makes the shittiest gimmick ever a little less shitty.
12/13/06
Simpson! Is that a plunger stuck on your head?
I don't know if this is too early to plan, but our ten year high school reunion is only a few years away. Does anyone have any good ideas to draw attention to ourselves in that obnoxious/funny to us/over other peoples heads' way of ours?
12/12/06
HornyManatee.com
As long as this blog is taking the moral low-ground on just about everything,
Conan has some ideas.
Visit:
Read about:
“For $159, NBC, the network that brought you ‘Meet the Press,' Milton Berle and the nation’s first commercial television station became the proud owner of www.hornymanatee.com.” - C O'B.
12/10/06
Ca-Caw!
Seeing as there has been a general dearth of inter-species pornography in the last week or so, I figured...
Please watch the whole thing... it's rich
Please watch the whole thing... it's rich
the tick tock of the clock is painful,
all sane and logical
As my 4 month vacation here winds down to an end there is one thing on my mind. New Years. I know it will be free, full of liberty, and justice, but where will it be?????
As my 4 month vacation here winds down to an end there is one thing on my mind. New Years. I know it will be free, full of liberty, and justice, but where will it be?????
12/8/06
12/4/06
the facebook news feed pays off
"Clifford S. Aspegren III posted on Marc Paskin's wall. 10:24pm
'Hey Mark how are things?'"
'Hey Mark how are things?'"
Everyone Remembers their First Time
I just have to warn you, before I write any further that this is my first post - so go slow. And make sure we can hold hands and cuddle afterwards.
Yep, first time posting really conjures up some great memories for me. Like the first time I ever had sexual intercourse.
With a girl.
Yep, first time posting really conjures up some great memories for me. Like the first time I ever had sexual intercourse.
With a girl.
I mean, everyone else figured this out...even Charlie
Alright Hootie, read carefully.
You have a member name that allows you to post...it's under the username clgiangr. I sent you an e-mail once to clgiangr@colby.edu, and you accepted and created an account that is post-ready. So you need to sign in as clgiangr from now on (you can change your username later if you wish) and you'll be ready to post.
To post, click on the "Blogger" logo in the upper left hand corner, and in the new window, your "dashboard" should show up. Click on "New Post"...and BAM, your a real blogger now.
12/2/06
spearmint or fruit?
Willkommen zu Ōsterreich
And yesterday, it was pretty sweet, had a hockey game against the monsters (really weak name, but top team in the league) and i went down to block a shot and totally would have died if i werent wearing a halfshield. the puck went right between my eyes, it was pretty sweet. and i had this hit that felt soooo good, totally crushed this dude, felt pretty bad a, but being pussy euro hockey i got a penalty for it. and we ended up losing 5-3, maybe if we didnt get so many damn too many men on the ice penalities, i mean its so lame, nobody ever hops the boards, they just go through the one door on the bench...fuckin austrians, oh well. wien universitāt totonka 3-2 on the season.
oh, and booyah mitch, check out weirdass milan's coat of arms shirt (its the one on the left, the snake eating the baby)-these pictures taken from the imperial treasury, where vienna controlled the kingdom of venizia, milan included, bet you didnt have the crown of the holy roman empire mitchy or the nail that went into christ's right hand (pope pius ii verified that shit)
12/1/06
Equality for All!
Brothers and Sisters, we are gathered here today to give Hootie the right to post! Let the voices of the American people be heard, whether black or white, minge or Hootie-tang! Let the goodness of our divine Father manifest in our earthly democracy! Let Freedom ring!-Martin Luther King, Jr., 1968
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
God Bless the United States of America. Post away boys, nothing's stopping us now. Can't wait to eat that freedom soaked soil again, 'cause I am Hungry!
'Court OK's broad Web libel immunity'
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/20/internet.libel.ap/index.html
'Court OK's broad Web libel immunity'
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/20/internet.libel.ap/index.html
11/27/06
there appears to be another breach...
i got word from reliable sources that a certain someone's parental units stumbled across a certain post i may have written about a certain over priced steak that i may or may not have ordered resulting in a fight and eventual breakup with a certain xgirlfriend. can we get some security procedures taken up in this piece? webmaster mike, throw me a bone.
11/22/06
300th POST!
From 1 to 300. I am so proud of all you guys. Just makes me wanna squeeze all the tits in the world and then grab onto an ass or two.
11/21/06
never leave your computer evermore!!
this one's for you alex
ps-and be sure to check out the entire index
pps-saw tool on sunday, and it was mindmelting, it was justin chancellor's (bass player's) birthday which automatically made it 34% better, especially during aenima when maynard just started screaming ,happy birthday adam' during the song. and they played the secret song on 10.000 days. and mastodon rocks. bobby would appreciate it.
ps-and be sure to check out the entire index
pps-saw tool on sunday, and it was mindmelting, it was justin chancellor's (bass player's) birthday which automatically made it 34% better, especially during aenima when maynard just started screaming ,happy birthday adam' during the song. and they played the secret song on 10.000 days. and mastodon rocks. bobby would appreciate it.
11/16/06
For aldum
whats your fucking email? Happy late birthday, maybe if you had a phone I could have called you on the 10th, I celebrated it with Mike over the phone on the 11th. I will be making my way to Madrid on the 12th (most likely).
11/12/06
11/9/06
Give Thanks for Freedom!
What is everyone in the Land of Freedom doing for T-Giving? When do you get home? And can I get an 'amen' on Eiffel Towering Loryn Cuzzyns?
11/6/06
eminent domain
Sorry to spread myself too thin but I felt confined with grylls basement so I expanded into PLASTIC MAN
yup, thats about it.
Classic Hockey Trash Talking
Turn the volume up, absolutely hilarious.... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7087099771269561926&pr=goog-sl
11/3/06
Turkey Day
America rocks.Q: How do you intend to pull this one off on foreign soil?
Q: Who's thankful they saw Arcade Fire before everyone else one Thanksgiving?
Q: What are your plans?
prague rock
gryll, good advice as always right on
warm up stretches, practicaly yoga
Mitch ready to go
czech yourself before you wreck yourself
David Bowen!!!!
Gryll, being a goofball
Mitchey...
Barry Melrose Freinds, Friends, Friends! From us, to bunk 7!
11/2/06
10/31/06
europussy...hockey
still just american snatch, but hopefully these guys will help me out.
totanka preseason: 1-1
(both teams in a higher league, i've got one point, but it is a goad)
totanka preseason: 1-1
(both teams in a higher league, i've got one point, but it is a goad)
New Borat THE REMIX! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT
HERE ON YSI
OR HERE ON ZSHARE
somebody explain to zachhow to post pictures .... please
This is AKON the rapper, and a pizza pie.
well, thats all I got for now
Love,
Stacy Augmon a.k.a. Plastic
10/23/06
New Shins Album
What the fuck? I was exploring the world wide web, and stumbled upon this website, which has the new shins album (i think to be released in january), in its entirety! On the second song... very shinsy. Go fuck yourself!
Pooping the Night Away
Pooping the Night Away
10/22/06
Nothing like some good old Fillibuster.
So BJ and Charlie left from maimi U to go home to thier respective places of higher education this morning but what-a-weekend it was. to bad Andy Fence couldn't spare 2 days of his life.
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