The goalpoker penalty strip

This is great...Make a penalty shot and the girl strips!...http://www.goalpoker.com/penalty_strip/goalPoker_01.html

Where the fuck's Gryll?

Check out this hilariously sexy website: http://www.ondmis.dk/cyber.htm

Wisdom (Who is Mike Jones Remix)-BTS, John Paxson's Half Retarded Little Brother

http://touchthatdial.com/sharedfile/wisdom.mp3

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UBYPaNc57Ik&search=autistic

I hate you coop

The Maze

Get passed level 3 and I commend you. Turn the sound up to help.... http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

Urine asshole

ss update-rockin' with the kid: http://www.usmagazine.com/

Suck 'em Down

Some intern at truth.com just crapped his pants.
http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/thankyouforsmoking/teaser/

New Music

I'm looking for some new music to check out... any suggestions? Here is a list of music you should listen to:

Dungen
Amadou and Miriam
New Strokes Album--First Impressions of Earth
My Morning Jacket
Wilco-Kicking Television
Eels
The Magic Numbers

Curiosity Kills (The Competition!!!!)

Check this out:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/curious_george/large2.html

featuring the vocal stylings of Will Ferrel and David Cross. Movie date anyone??

Fucking Canuck

We all new he'd grow up someday and blow it for his whole country by not winning a goddamn thing...

http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/5058630/detail.html?ib_oll=Headline

LICK MY VAJ

If you want a quick laugh, check out works by director Fred Olen Ray. IMDB his name and peruse his phenominal library of films--seriously go right now. You won't be disappointed.

Yeah, I killed a guy too Dick. His name was Jesus.

Michael "Shalom Motherfuckers" Sciortino

It's Eagleman!

Worried about human-animal hybrids? Don't be. This eagleman can only help you...LOOK AT THOSE LOW RATES.

http://www.theeagleman.com/images/media/EagleInsurance.swf

The Bridges of Madison Cunty

Did you guys ever notice that if you squint when you look at CLINT EASTWOOD, it kinda looks like CUNT EASTWOOD?

Trapped In The Closet

If you have not seen this film of films, you have been deprived a source of unbridled inspiration that will send you through a gauntlet of truth and fear...and of death and eternity. R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet is what us Film Studies majors call, "a progressive masturpiece" AKA "Blood, Simple, Entertaintment." So maybe see it, definitely IMDB it. (If you're a member, look at my post!!! My member name is DanceKommander!!!)

Dither upon my grundle.
Michael

Defeat the Master Control Program Warriors. End of Line.

This is this awesome, and free, TRON motorcycle game for all platforms. Me soo horny... me so horny..........
http://www.gltron.org/download.php

Spring Break

Does anybody have spring break over the week of March 17th - 26th?

gryll's basement

An open letter to Ross, Bj, and Alex:

I was recently informed that all of you joined the Hitler youth and decided not to go abroad in the fall. If I may ask,? I would expect this from someone like charlie, but you guys? I mean, have you seen hostel?!?? I only saw the first 30 minutes, but europe sure seems like a fun place where nothing ever goes wrong. And if not fall, when? spring time is america time, and to quote julie herrmann, americans stay in america during america time. so shape up, before its too late.

can i get a what what

can we get a split on who's studying abroad and which semester next year? it's coming down to crunch time to book first semester next year, who's in? or are people feeling spring time for hitler in the eu-i don't care im flexible-and the "doctor" said ive got like a 50/50 shot at getting back to rocky mountain high by feb 20 (next block on the fake college schedule), so if dont, ill be home till after spring break (late marchish/early aprilish). anybody wanna kick it? hhhheeee ya feewing witta wonewy...

Will or Malnati?

Praise or Bashings for Will Malhotty.
www.willmalnati.com --- make sure to listen to his tuneskis
POST YOU BITCHES!