Das Kaiser

The King is just gonna do his thing.

Ricky Gervais' Values

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9076288729387457440&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en

nuff said

How they shred in Korea

YouTube sensation potentially "better than Hendrix".
This is his shredding sesh. This is what the hell is up with the whole thing.

welcome to europa

http://www.toolband.com/tour/index.html
aufwiedersehen, mother fucker

Albums You Must Own - A Biweekly Treat

--So I've decided to finally share in what my opinion, are the best recordings in the history of time, with YOU. Some you might have, many you won't, and others you will hate. Furthermore, I will deliver these greasy pizza pies with you poop throwers on a biweekly basis. Like or love it, my superlative opinion in the field of music will keep coming, so that you will too. -

August 25th, 2006
Guitar Romantic by The Exploding Hearts
This album is too motherfucking sick for it's own good. Or at least that's what the big man upstairs thought of it-he upturned the bands' touring van a few too many times while it was going real fast. All but one member died. 28 minutes of rock burnt to a crisp. Fuck You Very Much God.

-Alan Quatermain

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. ANOTHER FUCKING REASON WHY THE FUCKING COEN BROTHERS ARE JUST SO FUCKING GREAT. I MEAN, FUCK, WALTER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbLvbKnMa_Q

Gossip Column: Chris Larson Has A Baby

Myke Wohl has informed me recently that Chris Larson, best friend/arch nemesis of Lord Mayo has a little runt running around. Blog away!!

and you thought the pony keg was a fun idea...

New Samuel L. Jackson film Snakes on a Plane became terrifyingly real for Arizona cinema-goers when pranksters released two live rattlesnakes into the theatre, causing widespread panic. The two young venomous diamondback rattlers were released during a screening in Phoenix on Friday. Local news reports say the snakes caused chaos among the audience and snake wranglers were called in to collect them. No one was injured during the incident and the culprits have not been caught. Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theatre in backpacks. According to Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand, "All they've got to do is startle this thing. It's dark. They can't see you that well. If it's scared - boom - it strikes!" The snakes were eventually captured and released into the Arizona desert. - imdb.com

google image search: minge

Lisa Minge, Gynecologist

colbert at his best

This is hilarious
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1pYQGaYyDgs

FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY

for those studying abroad and looking for some good websites to help with booking flights:

www.ryanair.com (c/o gryll)
www.sidestep.com
www.cheapseats.com
www.bookingbuddy.com
www.edreams.com (for italy spain france)
www.studentuniverse.com
www.sta.com

welp,

BACK TO THE FUTURE

welcome to it....again.

fuck you, mike!

update: its 10pm now at evanston instead of 12am at old orchard so we can drink and then walk over. so get there early if you want slosh time prior, and dont be a bitch and forget to bring money to pay me back. $8.

Before You Snake Your Pants..

Before the movie, come to the apartment for dinner, help us finish off all the meat (40 burgers, some steaks) and beer (1/3 keg, 1/2 brick) we have left. We do need some cheese and some chips, but we have the rest. Then we can congregate and engage in libations before the most groundbreaking film since Three Ninjas. What a perfect way to round out the semester at Hamlin University.

TONIGHT, TONIGHT

snakes on a motherfuck, 12:10 am, old orchard. thinkin about buying tickets early, who wants

And don't forget to practice, practice, practice. "We're talkin' about practice!"

Iverson also has some real-life opinions the kids need to know about. Practice.

kids, what should you do when someone starts trouble?

END IT.

el wolfo parade on your face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1270HZ067Ild old man take a look at my life

not by the nuts on your chinny-chin-chin

yeah, somethings fucked up about hyperlinking, but below you'll find the first actual contribution to our lives from this minge of a blog.

http://joein3d.mit.edu/ipowerhour.html

ca CAW! ca CAW!

Who's been at third since Santo?

Just highlight the website and paste it into a URL address......http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_s00QIYWIg

Lubawski likes Nuts!

This Tuesday, August 15th, 2006... Marilyn Sherman invites you to 917 Osage Lane for a birthday dinner (chicken parmesan) and some drunk croquet/bocce with Jeff. After that, we will head to the apartment to listen to Alex Hagenah's rendition of "Happy Birthday." RSVP for numbers.

movie clips

1st is some nutty trick pool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm9yDKizlpA&NR
2nd is a commercial
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gm_n76Dsl0c

wounded soliders + black crows = heaven

whats the deal with this weekend? and if the bastardized wilderness III does in fact go down in whole or in part, what about the idea of a baseball season instead of a beirut tourney? seems appropriate given the trajectory of the sum-sum-summertime. ginny miller 4ever.

Get Back, You Don't Know Me Like That

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwORpJs96E&mode=related&search=

All my bitches in the G to tha 8 say YEAYAH!

the ok go video is alright but....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qygN2En0U0I&eurl= this vid kicks the pants off that old ok go crap

ok go video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI

DMX Wilds Out In A Public Spectacle, Trouble In Paradise

Monday afternoon Janet Jackson appeared on "106 and Park," and who else but DMX shows up and causes ruckus outside the BET studios because he got his appearance date wrong. Apparently, X started yelling and cursing folks out because BET wasn't lettin him on. While his wife was running behind him crying outside in the street, the crowd looked at his azz sideways the whole time. And after the BET folks came out to calm him down/kiss his ass... he decided to do what any other "drug-free" person in the middle of a busy ass NY street would do -- lead a prayer circle. WTF? The pics are just priceless:http://blogs.sohh.com/ya_heard/archives/2006/08/dmx_wilds_out_i.html

ACHTUNG, BABIES

three bleacher tickets, this sunday versus the pirates (a winnable game, id point out). $45 each...yeah, i know, fucking steep, but isnt it about time you cashed in one of those "if you really loved me, mom and dad, youd buy me more shit" cards i know you all have stored up in your minges? let me know sooner than asap.

OR, THE BETTER PLAN FOR EVERYONE, IS THUSLY: after a joan consult, im now offering one free ticket to each of the first three men to accept the following agreement: help me and her out in organizing this room in our basement thats really cluttered from the move last year. its really easy, should definitely not be more than 2ish hours, just lifting boxes, cleaning a bit and putting shit where mamie wants it. the only catch is that you actually have to commit to doing this, otherwise the free ticket is null, void, and $45. we're talking free bleachers game for a couple hours of easy saturday afternoon labor and you know joan will feed you, nurse you, and change your diaper at no extra cost. whos in

Hamlin University Blood Drive

I meant to send out an email about this earlier, but if anyone can donate (aka steal from home) any of the following to the apartment, you will prove your weight in dyke snack:

-fan(s) and/or air conditioning wall units
-toilet paper
-water filter

...if you can think of anything else, just post a comment