The Smoking Alley: November 2006

11/28/06

christkindlmarkts on every corner shermy

11/27/06

there appears to be another breach...

i got word from reliable sources that a certain someone's parental units stumbled across a certain post i may have written about a certain over priced steak that i may or may not have ordered resulting in a fight and eventual breakup with a certain xgirlfriend. can we get some security procedures taken up in this piece? webmaster mike, throw me a bone.

11/22/06

300th POST!

From 1 to 300. I am so proud of all you guys. Just makes me wanna squeeze all the tits in the world and then grab onto an ass or two.

Kramer dropping the N-bomb.

"Fifty years ago, we'd have
you upside down with a
fucking fork up your ass."

11/21/06

never leave your computer evermore!!

this one's for you alex

ps-and be sure to check out the entire index
pps-saw tool on sunday, and it was mindmelting, it was justin chancellor's (bass player's) birthday which automatically made it 34% better, especially during aenima when maynard just started screaming ,happy birthday adam' during the song. and they played the secret song on 10.000 days. and mastodon rocks. bobby would appreciate it.

11/16/06

Donald Rumsfeld!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6BuDQ5z6s8

For aldum

whats your fucking email? Happy late birthday, maybe if you had a phone I could have called you on the 10th, I celebrated it with Mike over the phone on the 11th. I will be making my way to Madrid on the 12th (most likely).