Jungen Komm zu Hause!

...or else I'll have to sick Bas Rutten on you guys

SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!!

http://www.snakesonaplane.com/
Samuel is back and bigger than ever. Movie comes out January 2nd and of course if you were there, pony kegs are highly encouraged and allowed.

ice hockey rulez!!!

so now that denis savard has resurrected the mighty blackhawks of chicago from hell, anyone up for a handle of jack and a game in january? im seeing versus the preds on jan 5 or the sabres on the 10th? coyotes also in town on the 7th, but they gargle bag. lets look into tickets at some point. (also, team eurocunt - SOO antsy in the pantsy!!!)

why god created ps3

i plan to get 360, wii, or ps3 strictly so i can try this bad boy out. gryll, get the fridge stocked, the chair fluffed, and the weed handy, we've got some converting to do.

i mean, seriously...

this man is just so fucking sweet, it's not even fair to the rest of the world anymore
he somehow makes the shittiest gimmick ever a little less shitty.

Simpson! Is that a plunger stuck on your head?

I don't know if this is too early to plan, but our ten year high school reunion is only a few years away. Does anyone have any good ideas to draw attention to ourselves in that obnoxious/funny to us/over other peoples heads' way of ours?

HornyManatee.com

As long as this blog is taking the moral low-ground on just about everything,
Conan has some ideas.

Visit:

http://hornymanatee.com/dancing.html

Read about:
“For $159, NBC, the network that brought you ‘Meet the Press,' Milton Berle and the nation’s first commercial television station became the proud owner of www.hornymanatee.com.” - C O'B.

scott stapp was the one who leaked this

it's good to be the king!

Winter Break

Is anybody going to be home over winter break? If so, when do you get in?

we really dont give these prophets nearly the credit they deserve

even more over-the-top than i remember

(also gotta love fan art)

Ca-Caw!

Seeing as there has been a general dearth of inter-species pornography in the last week or so, I figured...

Please watch the whole thing... it's rich

the tick tock of the clock is painful,

all sane and logical

As my 4 month vacation here winds down to an end there is one thing on my mind. New Years. I know it will be free, full of liberty, and justice, but where will it be?????

The grundle-chop is back, baby

Napoleon don't fuck around.

the facebook news feed pays off

"Clifford S. Aspegren III posted on Marc Paskin's wall. 10:24pm

'Hey Mark how are things?'"

we're back online baby

right in time for xmas, or for those who have no life...i mean xman baby

Everyone Remembers their First Time

I just have to warn you, before I write any further that this is my first post - so go slow. And make sure we can hold hands and cuddle afterwards.
Yep, first time posting really conjures up some great memories for me. Like the first time I ever had sexual intercourse.
With a girl.

I mean, everyone else figured this out...even Charlie

Alright Hootie, read carefully.

You have a member name that allows you to post...it's under the username clgiangr. I sent you an e-mail once to clgiangr@colby.edu, and you accepted and created an account that is post-ready. So you need to sign in as clgiangr from now on (you can change your username later if you wish) and you'll be ready to post.

To post, click on the "Blogger" logo in the upper left hand corner, and in the new window, your "dashboard" should show up. Click on "New Post"...and BAM, your a real blogger now.

SUCK IT COOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tigers eat pioneers

spearmint or fruit?

Willkommen zu Ōsterreich

And yesterday, it was pretty sweet, had a hockey game against the monsters (really weak name, but top team in the league) and i went down to block a shot and totally would have died if i werent wearing a halfshield. the puck went right between my eyes, it was pretty sweet. and i had this hit that felt soooo good, totally crushed this dude, felt pretty bad a, but being pussy euro hockey i got a penalty for it. and we ended up losing 5-3, maybe if we didnt get so many damn too many men on the ice penalities, i mean its so lame, nobody ever hops the boards, they just go through the one door on the bench...fuckin austrians, oh well. wien universitāt totonka 3-2 on the season.

oh, and booyah mitch, check out weirdass milan's coat of arms shirt (its the one on the left, the snake eating the baby)-these pictures taken from the imperial treasury, where vienna controlled the kingdom of venizia, milan included, bet you didnt have the crown of the holy roman empire mitchy or the nail that went into christ's right hand (pope pius ii verified that shit)

Gol de Scholes!

Survivor would be so proud...

Equality for All!

Brothers and Sisters, we are gathered here today to give Hootie the right to post! Let the voices of the American people be heard, whether black or white, minge or Hootie-tang! Let the goodness of our divine Father manifest in our earthly democracy! Let Freedom ring!

-Martin Luther King, Jr., 1968

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness

God Bless the United States of America. Post away boys, nothing's stopping us now. Can't wait to eat that freedom soaked soil again, 'cause I am Hungry!

'Court OK's broad Web libel immunity'
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/20/internet.libel.ap/index.html