for mikey

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.""Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!""OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying."My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?""Forgive me b ut I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!

...so what's everybody being?

worth 2 minutes if you like music

JAPE Floating by DADDY and M&E
Uploaded by MatthewANDemelie

SO many unsung songs

Veteran singer/actor Robert Goulet has been hospitalized with lung disease Interstitial Pulmonary Fibrosis. The 73-year-old was taken to a Las Vegas hospital on September 30, after feeling increasingly weak and suffering from a shortage of breath. After being diagnosed with the rare and potentially fatal disorder, he was transferred to Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on October 13 to undergo an emergency lung transplant, where doctors are awaiting a donated lung. He is said to be in a critical condition. Goulet's third wife, Vera, says, "Our friends have been incredibly supportive through these crucial times. My Robert has given tremendous joy to the world for six decades and he is loved by many people who are praying for him. He is a strong, positive man, full of life. I know if he is given the transplant he will pull through this. There are still many unsung songs for him to sing and, in my heart, I know it is not his time to go."

the whole world is watching...soon

with death, comes new life

Crazy weekend in chicago of partying debacles

Justice played the shit out of the metro

fuck all y'all haters, REAL TALK

The Boss + Arcade Fire



This is older, you've probably seen it, if not, it's fucking amazing. Watch the whole thing.

and if you don't know, now you know

hootie jr. starting line and starting powerplay for the cc tigers club hockey team (d-3). opening night, beat metro state 7-3 (metro state-d-2- tied coop-supposed d-2 natinoal contenders). we're coming for ya coop, we're coming!!!!!!!!!

place your bets: water buffalo vs. lions vs. crocodiles

Get Your Jazz Cigarette Ready For New Radiohead-Have They Gone Gay?

So last week Radiohead announced they would be leaking their new album themselves, tomorrow. Also, you get to decide how much you want to pay for it.
I paid three hundred dollars for it.



Suck My Dick!

The government knows you were never really into Animal Collective

weed + indie rock makes you a ROBOT!!! just say no, hombres

so that fucking sucked.

i was there, got tickets online when they went on sale a couple weeks ago, and came home. upper deck with joan. loudest i've ever heard it (non-walk off victory related) in the 5th inning with bases loaded and one out down 3-1. then derosa thought a little 6-4-3 would be fun, and that was that. the place was insane, everyone wanted to tear the roof off with cheers and whatnot, and they just blew it. see you april 1.