12/26/07

OOOOOPSIES!!!!!

SHIT CITY DES MOINES, Iowa — An Iowa man who got stuck above his septic tank is calling it the worst Christmas Eve ever.

The 77-year-old spent part of Monday wedged in the tank's opening upside down, with his head inside and his feet kicking into the air above. He'd been trying to find a clog, but lost his balance.

He says he hollered for help, but it was an hour before his wife walked by a window and noticed two feet in the air.

It eventually took two Polk County sheriff's deputies to yank the man free.

He says he's very glad his wife spotted him, adding that he couldn't have lasted much longer.

12/22/07

another high school musical shooting!?!

morning molsons and dick suckings. enter bitches.

What about Ralph?

Check out what Ralph Nader has to say about the 2008 Presidential candidates.

12/20/07

... hey ... hey guys?

When does everybody get back to the No-Sho?

12/10/07

has gryll taught you nothing about domestic respect, zach?


finals distractions:

oddee.com i particularly recommend the human deformities section - frog baby 4 lyfe!

witty's dream come true

12/9/07

...and you thought sociology was a joke science

bare in mind this dude's my thesis advisor:
(email to soc majors)

Hi everyone,
Mike Reay, our visiting professor, will be giving a very interesting talk entitled, "The World of Warcraft and the Shape of Social Things to Come" on Wednesday, December 12 in Palmer 123 from 12-1pm. Come and hear about how the world of online gaming may be just as social as the real world. Free pizza will be provided.
Don't miss it!
Please RSVP to Eve Reid at ereid@coloradocollege.edu by Tuesday, December 11.
Thanks,
Priscilla

...aka nerd-herd convention '07. i'll let you guys in on all the juicy details. also, swept mesa st. u this weekend to punch that ticket to regionals in sunny cali, mitchy you anywhere near bakersfield? we'll be there first weekend of 6th block-meaing late februaryish/early marchy in the real schooling system. the game was real gansta too, smokin weed b/w periods in the locker room and bought 20 bottles of andre to spray the shit out of each other after the game, and after the 17-1 victory, still had the other team's coach come in to our locker room and tell us how much of a class act we all are and are such a great team, blah blah blah. felt like a real somebody. also coop, i certainly did black out that night, but pretty gosh darn sure i didn't puke (then again, i did let witty convince me to foolishly try to slide down your banaster like a hot shot and crack my body against you ever-so forgiving concrete floor...)-so if it was me, sorry, but don't think it was. also, how's du club doing? alright, well, thanks mtv!!! i'm out

12/3/07

raise your glass to one hell of a dog


the wood is going to cash in his chips for this lifetime tomorrow, and i would really appreciate it if you keep me and my family in your thoughts for a minute or two. if you feel like dropping my mom a line, it would mean a tremendous deal to her, she and i are really not doing so well. joan.ente@sbcglobal.net or the home number, 251-4012. thank you guys, and a big cheers to this man's best friend. sorry for un-funning the blog.

12/2/07

Not the Daily Show

do you know who i am?

don't mess with the tel