"Nazis.......Hate Those Guys......"

In this post 9/11 world we live in, its important to remember why we have the nice things we have.

Now on YouTube:

The Brandenburg Gate

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or just click

YouTube - The Brandenburg Gate

23 is the new 22

Not sure if any of you are interested in health care reform issues, but this is an awesome article about some of the problems with health care delivery in the US. Kinda long, but a good read.

Top five moments when Z gives us his opinion

Zambrano is just a passionate man. In #1, he uses his fist. Remember who's face is on the other end?

C(ooperation) U(niting) N(ew) T(rier)

BREAKING NEWS!!! and so CLEARLY defiant, subversive, and intentional, much like zeke's cock frame in a picture in our yearbook. tad stacey's mom didn't catch that one though (or maybe just appreciated it and let it go)

yeah, yeah, you work for old style...

but this is actually kind of cool. and so is this! it makes this look like this!

Lollapolooza is Aug. 7-9. Who's in?

You've probably seen the lineup. If not:
http://www.lollapalooza.com

Sounded like Shermy, Mike might possibly come in town?
Sounds like Adam might be living near Grant Park around that time.

I'd be down. Let's start the convo.
Anyone can sleep at my place. And if they want to bring a galfriend, she's perfectly welcome to sleep in my bed.

why didn't we think of this?

there's a whole series, including jack black and danny mcbride among others, but this should get you started.

2009 Soldier Field Cornhole Classic

http://www.soldierfield.net/sfcornholeclassic/

Mike, no hard feelings...

lebron is so fucking sweet

Did I get this here? If not, get inspired. If so, bit of Monkey News

Also, a bit of Monkey News for the holiday weekend.

Arr, Arr, Arresting me for what? For what? I thought this was America? This isn't America, I though this was America?

BBQ and get drunk for the game tomorrow? We could do my place, or open to suggestions.

Sportin

The Young Lovers (aka Herve) - Love you madly

For this song go 4 Minutes into it, and then Listen from
there.

Who's fucking hand is that!??! Get me that hand!!!

Chapter 2 of the Gone Corporate series, log on and register your crazy summer parties!!! Go on and get on indar boy!!!! Jazz it up. Chaz, don't be shy, hodags welcome!

Hello My Babies

Coming this summer:
..."Conan as car valet,” “Conan as Mexican-wrestling star,” “Conan cleans pools,” “Conan goes canoeing on the Los Angeles River.”...


NYT Magazine piece for your work-day reading.

youtube vids...download em for ipods, or whatever the fuck else

so i learned a few days ago that if you load a youtube video... like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIgBhD3dq74&feature=channel

then you put the letters "pwn"
between the "www." and the word "youtube" it allows you to download any video from youtube...

so if you're into "auto tune the news," or if you just want to download a certain interpretive dance to LOTR to your ipod for everyone on public transit to see, you can. Use it wisely.

the result would be like
http://www.pwnyoutube.com/watch?v=MIgBhD3dq74&feature=channel

bobby move no. 4,573

for your internetting pleasure

two great, bored at work overly lengthy articles split up over too many pages but that still manage to be really good reads. both from gq, of all places! 25 best pizzas in america (#2 on the list is actually in my neighborhood, and yes, its that legit), and the most comprehensive proof yet that donald rumsfeld is the biggest asshole in the world (thanks new trier wrestling program, really turning out some fine upstanding men over there). be sure to check out the slideshows, especially in the latter, it's just completely absurd shit. also just saw this, kind of weird but in sort of a captivating way.

klatt. you listen to weezer. shut up.

stop by witty's everyday, once a month?


yea yea, disregard the resolution. ya get the idea.

call nancy and craig

evan was supposed to come home today.

home number 847.441.6838.



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Not trying to make a statement with all the SNL. I just think it's funny, okay?

48 Hr. Film Contest on Climate Change

http://www.youtube.com/canneslions

So the clock is already ticketing... but figured I'd throw this out there if anyone was interested or had a killer idea.

The contest is to make a 30 sec - 1 min film that motivates people to sign a petition about climate change.
And the winning filmmakers get a trip to Cannes.

If you're not interested, just send your amazing ideas this way so I can steal them and pawn them off as my own.

No Mo' Max Mo' at the Joe!!

I don't know how to start this. Pissed away all my money. Chased away anyone who's loved me, believe it or not. And lately I can't stand the face I see in the mirror.....Ya gotta crawl with your fingernails for that inch!!!!! So here we go!!!!!! Plans for the game? Can't wait. I say we skunk 'em, and they end the series after three games.

Also, Clatt, Mike with a swish, Sho-mon, "Pen mightier than the...Cap?" eh, eh?? Well at least you still have the Nationals, 'Zards, and the most racist-named team in sports (next to the Indians' logo, but don't lump Chief Blackhawk of the Illini in with that group. Only honor and respect there...) to cheer for!

Speaking of racism, did you guys hear about this movement? Fighting institutional racism with reverse old-school racism, and apparently it's gaining some solid traction. Didn't really wanna touch this thing with a 10 foot clown-pole, but with Sancho Pancho sprucing up the place here, thought I'd throw it up for thoughts, musings, anecdotes, the next chapter of The Height of Dreams: The Tale of Josh NT, etc.

outta my cameraface

It Feels So Good To Laugh Again

Aaaand Wilco will love you baby--the new album: LISTEN

Is My Marriage Gay?

The whole "marriage is between a man and woman" idea is a totally logical, sound argument as long as you don't have to define the words "marriage" "man" or "woman."

My Colby Professor wrote this op-ed in the Times today. Check it out:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/12/opinion/12boylan.html

lampin

and i don't want you takin it easy on each other just because youre brother and sister. i want you to fight for your parents' love. fight fight fight!

Plans for the game??? Post up at someone's place and exploit a free dinner from the p.u.'s? (invitation only for cool kids still livin' the dream in killmette)

Coop, is it cool if i ask my brother and his friends (jon wilson, scott sortal, joe versino, and other heavy hitter big brothers) for satty at lfa? also, couple of ppl from work that use to play puck (one use to tend for brown a la diablo) might want to play, if that's cool? i think we could definitely get a solid 10 v 10 rat hockey game going if thats cool with chris' better half...

next up, curious as to why caps and pens were back-to-back friday and saturday?!? you can't script this stuff... (also, klitt, mitch, shermy, has any sports writer used something to the effect of "time to put the caps on the pens"?-patent pending)

thanks for coming to see my crib, but now you gotta peace mtv....seriously, i mean it, get off my yard!

b t dubs, josh, why is drag me to hell pigee 13? I hope s.r. is just being artistic and trying to kick ass 6th sense style, but if it's all about the benjamins then i'm going to be as disillusioned as when justin hawkins checked himself into rehab....

shit's real

Candy

Don't get any ideas, Joshua.

1/2 an inch the other way, you woulda missed completely

BIG WIN

Open hockey saturday...

Anyone in Chicago interested in playing some ice hockey on saturday let me know. We got ice at LFA at 11am.

I LOVE DAVID KLATT

That's it... what can I say I love him

Bobby Move No. 9

Laugh Away Your Abs - Watch more Funny Videos

Who own the Chiefs? GOONS, GOONS

Any one goonin tonight??? Coop, 4th row?

The Camel Toe

The Agony of Defeat

Well, Chicago sports had a rollercoaster night. BG7 just didn't have the stuff, but the Hawks showed some moxie and now we're headed home. Any of you goons gooin to game 3?

Free music, if you're an asshole!