12/30/10

i thought that space jam post was awesome!

i even scooped deadspin! here's another surefire winner for you highbrow dandies, care of our truest beacon for shining hope and universal, nondenominational salvation, america's funniest home videos:

12/29/10

12/28/10

Surprise!

The pilot says we're stopping in Chicago for the night. Are you around?

Let's watch the Hawks and drink beer! I'll tell you about the two separate times this month that people have talked to me about how LOTR Dance Party recently reminded them - and people we've never met - how much we controlled high school.

12/22/10

Whose coming with me?



April 7th - April 10th

I'm rounding up some friends (some old, some newish) to partake in a weekend of food and music filled debauchery. See me for details, but know my flight is booked. This is actually happening.



12/21/10

Pass the Damn Treaty

If there was any doubt, this picture should prove that it's probably best not to let these people have nuclear weapons.


12/19/10

12/17/10

douche nozzle

It's funny because this is how Alex won every race in Track and Field on NES.

12/14/10

1-UP



Yes, that was the nerdiest thing ever...maybe this will get me some indie cred:

Horse Feathers - Drain You by GardenGrassCrap

@Josh- Great AIDS post! (srsly)

HIV CURED

for sweet, simple adam: the huffington post

for everyone else:

HIV entry into CD4+ cells requires interaction with a cellular receptor, generally either CCR5 or CXCR4. We have previously reported the case of an HIV-infected patient in whom viral replication remained absent despite discontinuation of antiretroviral therapy after transplantation with CCR5{Delta}32/{Delta}32 stem cells. However, it was expected that the long-lived viral reservoir would lead to HIV rebound and disease progression during the process of immune reconstitution. In the present study, we demonstrate successful reconstitution of CD4+ T cells at the systemic level as well as in the gut mucosal immune system following CCR5{Delta}32/{Delta}32 stem cell transplantation, while the patient remains without any sign of HIV infection. This was observed although recovered CD4+ T cells contain a high proportion of activated memory CD4+ T cells, i.e. the preferential targets of HIV, and are susceptible to productive infection with CXCR4-tropic HIV. Furthermore, during the process of immune reconstitution, we found evidence for the replacement of long-lived host tissue cells with donor-derived cells indicating that the size of the viral reservoir has been reduced over time. In conclusion, our results strongly suggest that cure of HIV has been achieved in this patient.

COOPA'S BACK!!!

Well it looks like my blogger account disappeared on me so I have been out of the loop for a few months now. Thanks to Mitch I'm back on so sorry for being so mia lately. I'll begin with nothing else than the best hockey goal ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3vG3ZTxQ68

Love you all and hope to see a few of you during the christmas holidays!

R. Kelly - A Tribute










R. Kelly on Fallon a couple nights ago showed off a new soultry sultry sound that should make the cut on more than a few background-music-to-boning mix tapes. After seeing it though, it did cause me to reminisce on the legend of Kels--here's just a taste of his greatness....


Oh and if you haven't seen Aziz Ansari's bit on him, check it out now.

12/10/10

Dance moves I'm working on


Besides being awesome, this video has a meaningful story behind it.

And here's a cool way to gush over Girl Talk's creativity.

12/4/10

"Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores on the rebound."

That one is from Kevin Griffith from Columbus, Ohio. People are writing in to this blog with the best graffiti they've seen.

My second favorite so far: "Hammertime" - on a stop sign

12/3/10

What do...

Roger Moore
Huey Lewis
George Costanza
Ricki Lake
George Wendt
Carlton from the Fresh Prince
The Black Guy from Miami Vice
Theo Huxstable
Glenn Close
Pamela Anderson
Leslie Nielsen
Boyzone
Dolph Lundgren
Kelly McGillis
Daryl Hannah
The Hulk
Roger Dorn
Milli Vanilli
...and many more have in common? They're all in this video...

11/30/10

speaks for itself better than i ever will for myself

failvember

FUCK! I love fail videos, here's an awesome compilation of November's best fails. There are some great ones in there especially around the six minute mark. Enjoy!

New music: J Roddy Walston and The Business

Hey fellas --
Remember how you started listening to Kings of Leon before everyone else did? Then The Hold Steady came along, and you we're early for that party, too? You should hope J Roddy Walston and The Business comes to your bar soon. You have to figure a man doesn't make the album cover a photo of himself face-down, passed-out for nothing.
In a sign of the times, the credit for this find goes to Andy Klatt. Which means that if you happen to hate all the fun J Roddy is having, Andy deserves blame.

Klatt

Update: Sometimes people have a few beers and flip a switch. Oops.

11/23/10

You guys ever watch Dr. Oz ???



...it's like Oprah for pre-med's....

11/22/10

there simply NEEDS to be more sidecar crime



and it was filmed!(?)

Possibly with dynamite



"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."

11/17/10

We are getting the band back together


Exactly 1/2 fortnight from today, Zach and I will be opening our doors for an evening of pre-gramming, to be followed by the bars. Let's get all the out-of-towners under one roof and then get silly.

We made a facebook event, so I expect anywhere from 9-13 non-blog members to attend.

Looking forward to seeing everyone...

Josh- just to confirm in case you call me again at 3:30 looking for a vacant bedroom in which to fellatiace (not sure how to spell the verb form of this) a girl, we still do not have a 3rd bedroom.


It's Not a Story, It's My Life

11/16/10

I sort of thought I would be this guy by now

sherman:

...so apparently no one in Chicago -

likes beer or turkey or football or poker or friendship

done gone soft
...  all of ya's

11/15/10

new girl talk available for free download starting today

server was overloaded this morning and even just now it took a long ass time to download, but this is good news for ears and hips everywhere

this one goes out to Kyle and Eddie...

11/11/10

For all you visual learners out there

This is an incredible series of lectures paired with visual diagrams that will undoubtedly captivate. I also recommend "The Empathic Civilisation" and "The Crisis of Capitalism".

11/9/10

Your Tuesday Night Plan

The Walking Dead, filling a surprisingly unmet need for a badass zombie television series.

it's called the annexation of puerto rico



Trick plays make football so much better. Can I get a second?

11/8/10

Coney's Back 2niTe

Ted Turner you magnificent bastard.












Chickens or Eggs?

Just tried to tie this into an e-mail but honestly can't remember this saying that vexxed each one of us. Don't count your chickens or don't count your eggs?

11/5/10

If you're in the market

For years now I've wanted to find an embroidery that would complement the one that says my name.
You may remember staring at it while hanging a piss in the hallway bathroom of our Walnut house.

Honorable mentions here and (with Alex in mind) here.

11/4/10

...might as well go for the hat trick



Cliff Aspergren lovvved the Scrounge.

stff.wht.ppl less-than-three

Bangs, beanie, tight
esoterically-designed t-shirt,
ironic finger-mustache tattoo...
Looook out, Josh!
A white person getting a tattoo is a major step in their life as it presupposes that their taste at this given moment is good enough to sustain them for the rest of their lives.  Needless to say, this is a near impossible task.  This is why you don’t see a lot of white people with R.E.M. or Strokes tattoos.
White people can only get tattoos of the only thing that they are guaranteed to like in five years, and needless to say it’s a short list.  But two things will never go out of style with white people: humor and irony.
An ironic/funny tat can come in many forms: a piece of bacon, old Nintendo characters, mustaches on the inside of their finger, or Asian Characters that say something funny and self-aware like “dim sum,”"chicken fried rice,” or “I can’t read Chinese.”
The Chinese or Japanese character is an interesting case study about the dangers of getting a tattoo with a personal meaning. You see, about fifteen years ago these were considered to be acceptable. Then the wrong kind of white people started getting sentences like “trust no one” or words like “beauty,” “truth,” or “endurance.”  To make a more modern analogy, it would be like The Arcade Fire being featured on a Jock Jams CD.
White people learned their lesson.
...and of course, always worth a repost...

...and who, who could ever forget...

Beer Summit !

...at the Billy Goat.
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/11/03/the-beer-summit-catches-on-in-illinois/?partner=rss&emc=rss


...and who knew Giannoulias was such a bro?!
Jeans and Hawks hat...
a regular cabbie-punching, American citizen.

11/3/10

Dag-ganit DiaRobobby

OMFG-the propeller scene

Love it or leave it

Hey guys, maybe you haven't heard cuz you're not in Real America, but some R's took the country back yesterday. But you know what? I'm not backing down. Nuh-uh. No Way. A line must be drawn here. This far--and no further!!!!

11/2/10

from the david klatt school of gournalism



and from the ongoing annals of Everything Kanye Does is Perfect, his speech after winning Stylemaker of the Year from some dingles:

The concept of commercialism in the fashion and art world is looked down upon. You know, just to think, "What amount of creativity does it take to make something that masses of people like?" And, "How does creativity apply across the board?" Why, if someone is good in one field can they not be accepted or given the slightest opportunity to express and be creative in other fields? I thank Marc Jacobs so much for giving me the opportunity to design a shoe for Louis Vuitton, but the thing that broke my heart most was when they said, "You're finished. The shoe's finished." When it was ready it was like the dream of putting together the fabric and having the energy that I knew of being a street kid, of being a boy out of Chicago, and enjoying every day and the way I can connect with this. It's like, you can't play the video game anymore. And that's what it's about. So many people in this room, they can't even go on vacation without being creative. They can't sit on the beach, they have to create constantly. And that's how I feel with this album coming out.
I feel convicted. I feel a level of honesty. I feel a level of truth. I feel like a 5-year old. I feel like I'm getting closer to the 5-year-old inside of me and I feel like I have to represent that 5-year-old, even, even at the risk of my public ... Maybe I can't find the words right now, but we know what it is. Some people hate me. But nonetheless, my biggest moments, my biggest Internet-crashing moments were the opinion of a 5-year-old. The opinion of a 5-year-old, the spirit of a 5-year-old with the responsibility of a 100-year old. Where the truth will set you free or the truth will close doors. What compromises do we have to make? How many compromises do we have to make every day in this field just to keep things going? Just to be able to sell a product?

And looking at my project now versus Graduation, and look at what's happening — what is the impact? What is the impact of last year? What did it have on me? Years from now, hundreds of years from now, what will be written in the history books? If you want to just understand how much I care, how selfless I am, how much I could give ... For this to be the fifteen-year anniversary and for me to stand up here and be the first male to be honored for an influencer award or to be even recognized, because I sit back and as I say, "Let's have a toast for the douchebags" ... Fashion breaks my heart.

You know, when they do a magazine of No. 1 New Yorkers or something like that and I'm blatantly left out, I feel like ... It hurts me. And I just appreciate the people in this room that are open-minded enough to remember when they were a 5-year-old. To remember when they could color outside the lines, to remember when they could give their opinion honestly without affecting their job, without it affecting their well-being. Or their kids having to go to the same school because they're convicted about what they really, really believe. I thought that's what true art was. I thought that's what a true artist was. And to be able to stand up here in front of you guys and be recognized after all of this means a lot to me, and it means a lot for me to say this right now. Convicted right now. Thirty-three-years-old, still creating art. It's rage, it's creativity, it's pain, it's hurt, but it's the opportunity to still have my voice get out there through music. To let my pain hit the radio and thank you for this moment of acceptance.

CHI CHI LE LE CHI CHI LE LE











I guess Sherman went as a hoodlum?

11/1/10

10/31/10

Post Canada Day Dance Party

Lovin, is what I got.
Praise the lord!

10/29/10

Yea.......

I'm gonna need everyone to go ahead and post some pictures of themselves in costume.





Thanks......

And yes, thats me at work.

I don't want this


I NEED this

This is from the dad of the balloon boy. This is the type of entrepreneurship our country needs to get out of this economic downturn. Are you listening Obama??? Where's the funding!

See you on the mall. Klatt's dressing up as marathon man.

10/27/10

of all the unicycle trick videos i've seen, this has gotta be in the top 30


NAUCC 2010 from Max Schulze on Vimeo.

if you can jump up a flight of stairs while riding a unicycle, i mean come on

10/26/10

i drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word...Ovechkin?

i'll see your feeble bball storylines, and raise you one that can't possibly fail. a venture, a collaboration, a creative melding for the ages. a real instant classic.


and if it's from a euro site, you know it's legit. and if anyone could spit fire and lay down a hot track in the middle of the season, you know it's from arguably the most electrifying athlete in sports. yea, i said it.

now, just got to decide if i end with "boomshockalocka," "the nail in the coffin," or "he can't buy a bucket?"

and that song does rule. good find.

lobster hat, fishnet speedo, invisible dog leash. well, i'm packed.

this song rules



Also, does anyone else agree that the NBA may be the best professional sport right now? So many story-lines! The Bulls might be a contender! LeBron is a villain now!

Who's watching Heat/Celtics tonight?

10/25/10

Hey, remember COMMENTS ... (!!!)

.... and how they're like literally the easiest thing ever ???

10/22/10

Hey What's Up!

I haven't really given a SHIT for b-ball since the dynasty years, but this ESPN/MARVEL matchup makes me boner up a little bit. But not as much as that bear video. That bear shaking chick is a total babe and you know it.
Anyways, many thanks to Sherm!



More HERE

And everyone, please listen to your voicemails whenever you get them, k?

Midnight Show 2k11?

Some good news from LA LA LAND...

The Hobbit is ON, Peter Jackson's in the director's seat, and Bilbo Baggins is being played by Martin Freeman, or as you may know him, Tim from the Office.

Jackson said about Freeman:

“Despite the various rumours and speculation surrounding this role, there has only ever been one Bilbo Baggins for us. There are a few times in your career when you come across an actor who you know was born to play a role, »

NICE

Because of course Casey Swoyer works some place cool

See if you're able to watch less than five of these spots on a Friday afternoon.
Start here with "Crayon." You'll remember this NHL promo.

And I wish Hulu still carried It's Always Sunny.

10/20/10

Never gets any less WTF?!?!er...

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10/19/10

quality is just quantity's hot sister, and we all know beauty is in the eye of the beholder

as this place is the place on the internet for all breaking news in college hockey, thought i'd share this little tidbit that will interest (albeit probably mildly) at least one of the goons down here passed out on a couch.

let's just hope they don't consistently underperform like their foosball brethren.

Vote RTDH Nov. 4!


10/18/10

coolest. dad. ever.


Homemade Spacecraft from Luke Geissbuhler on Vimeo.

also have you seen the cover art for kanye's new album? incredible:

10/15/10

He kicks children in the face...nice


Here's some political coverage from America's hat.

Jack Black talks to kids

Have yourselves some good weekends. Big plans? I'll be out running around in the woods in Pennsylvania.

10/14/10

i know you'll click on this link

because you're dying to read the best quotes from justin bieber's autobiography. after all, you have so much love to give - if only he slept with his eyes open, he'd be able to see you standing right over him, charlie

10/11/10

Definition of a badass


Definition of a badass: Lights himself on fire then jumps out of a skyscraper.

banksy does simpsons opening credits



whoa

10/5/10

i could do that, i just don't wanna

wow, the universe is so boring

also, i propose we make a concerted effort to break 2007's 284 posts. this'll take a lot, but we start now and we just may make it. shermy, may have to double-time it on the posts, though i think you're the chief contributor already. chaz, nuff commentin', time to grow up and show the internet/basement what you're made of. you're 24 or 25 now.

haunted house not this weekend but next??

10/1/10

Happy Birthday!



Now go eat a dick.

9/24/10

god damn you spooky!



A little light humor for ya.

also I know, I know, but have you guys all gotten your helpin of Deadmau5 lately?

If not,

Deadmau5-Strobe

I have been so lucky to see this dude dj a bunch in the past 2 years and he puts on a really nice show. lights n all.

In case you missed it

Because, at 11 million views, I did.

9/22/10

[no title necessary]

<-- michael sciortino                michael sorrentino -->


9/21/10

Adam, get practicin.

damian walters 2010 by damian walters

...the shit at 2:20 and 2:30 is absolutely redonkulous btdubs...

9/20/10

You're among the first thousand to see

Bizarro Palin Reality

what the world could look like in some parallel universe where Palin is VP then POTUS...



(Seinfeld reference ftw!)

9/16/10

You're a terrible listener

Admittedly stolen from a friend at work. When slowed down one can really appreciate Snoops true poetic genius. Our generations Maya Angelou...

9/15/10

Time Trumpet

This British show just got picked up for an American-style pilot.
The basic idea is here's a historical documentary from the future that looks back at 2007.

9/9/10

Randy Jordan Goes to Washington

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR MY TONE!!!!!!

9/4/10

Who is Marc Girl?

And Why Has He Changed?