1/31/06

Coachella With A Penis

So here is an L.A. times article showing confirmed acts. Take a huge hit before you read the next sentence... Tool is on there. holy fucking shit. i knew the pieces fit.

http://www.calendarlive.com/music/cl-et-quick31.2jan31,0,6134824.story?track=widget

1/29/06

You're a Ghana

The facts about AIDS in Ghana: "the trend shows that within the last two years, the prevalence rate has gone up by 50%. Currently, eight of our major cities which are areas of high commercial sex work and migration points". Real smart pal. Don't even shake their hands - they won't be shocked because they know you know. Really the up-shot will be those malaria pills, they can be fun.

1/25/06

Porkin' the Pig

Did you know that a Pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes?

I LOVE YOU TO THE MAX

Spin this one twice.

THE SILVER JEWS-tanglewood numbers

Track 1-Punks in the Beerlight
It'll make the Rabbi go "Cholla!"

1/23/06

TAINT IT GREAT?

The Forbidden Troll Hair....
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml
Go to the video, "Level of Taint"

1/18/06

How To Post

If you'd like to post pics or become an "administrator"...post your email address on the blog and I'll make it happen. You can now post links fucking babies. Will Zach be able to use computers (....too soon?)

gryll's basement

gryll's basement
yeah!

Blastoff

Well, it was bound to happen. Now we can do some cybercockrocking. I, Michael Sciortino, endtroduce....Gryll's Basement.