1/25/06

Porkin' the Pig

Did you know that a Pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes?

7 comments:

Aldum said...

Oh, well that's fantastic Blumpkin. Did you know that it wasted 30 fucking seconds of my time to read that? great post. NOT

alexizhellaphat said...

so its like a constant flow of pork semen for a half an hour? Dirty dirty animals

David said...

A whole television show worth of sploogin? Between the deliciousness of bacon, the charisma of Babe and now this, why isn't a pig the most impressive animal? Oh yeah, coz after he's done, he conks out where he shat just hours before. Filthy.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you go fuck a pig then? You filthy fuck.

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zachly said...

ya, pigs are filthy. adam, josh, gryll, mitchel, anyone else whos down with crucifying jesus, i don't know why you guys hold the pig in such high esteem. eat it. im at home, its really like sick days from central. just tv and cookies. and do i have plenty of cookies! so many "get well soon" from the neighborhood-excluding all my friends' parents. im getting cookies and shit from the keefers and tzchants before im getting cookies from the hagenah's? what's up with that shiznot? (sorry gryll, tell madeline the cookie square things were delicious-thank you cards will be sent shortly). on a related note, do any of you (alex) know how to download dvds onto ipods for free. all these programs cost $30-50, its regoddamdiculous. secondly, i went to the eye doctor to make sure the puck didn't make me wear an eye patch for the rest of my life, and for those of you who have been to the hostile, i asked her if your eye popped out of your socket and you had to cut it off, yellow eye puss would leak out of your eye, put only if it was really infected. oh, and i went to a speech therapist today, doc's orders, and i have below average skills in concentration, but was really good at figuring out this rat maze and a test that a chimp could do. fly by night.

David said...

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