Praise or Bashings for Will Malhotty. www.willmalnati.com --- make sure to listen to his tuneskis POST YOU BITCHES!
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Will Malnati is like a woman being thrown over a raft in the middle of a rapid and then being ejaculated off a cliff into an abyss of mist and rock. You know why? Because Will Malnati has no penis. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaahhhhhhhhfart*
Will was looking for song material that could tackle a tough issue - "it's essential for a rising young star to take a stand for something meaningful, people love that," his manager/roommate told him, shortly before he blew him - when he found inspiration in yesterday's NY Times. Signs of the Apocalypse: "Americans pride themselves on their commitment to freedom of religion, but how much religious freedom is too much religious freedom? At the moment, the thorniest dispute over the issue concerns a male-circumcision ritual practiced by some Hasidic Jews in New York. The ritual is called oral suction, or metzitzah b'peh. After removing the foreskin, the mohel, who conducts the circumcision, cleans the wound by sucking blood from it. According to city health officials, the ritual may have caused three infants circumcised by the same mohel in 2003 and 2004 to contract neonatal herpes (one of the infants subsequently died). Can't wait for this protest track. Fuck you very much Will.
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Will Malnati is like a woman being thrown over a raft in the middle of a rapid and then being ejaculated off a cliff into an abyss of mist and rock. You know why? Because Will Malnati has no penis. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaahhhhhhhhfart*
Will was looking for song material that could tackle a tough issue - "it's essential for a rising young star to take a stand for something meaningful, people love that," his manager/roommate told him, shortly before he blew him - when he found inspiration in yesterday's NY Times. Signs of the Apocalypse: "Americans pride themselves on their commitment to freedom of religion, but how much religious freedom is too much religious freedom? At the moment, the thorniest dispute over the issue concerns a male-circumcision ritual practiced by some Hasidic Jews in New York. The ritual is called oral suction, or metzitzah b'peh. After removing the foreskin, the mohel, who conducts the circumcision, cleans the wound by sucking blood from it. According to city health officials, the ritual may have caused three infants circumcised by the same mohel in 2003 and 2004 to contract neonatal herpes (one of the infants subsequently died).
Can't wait for this protest track. Fuck you very much Will.
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