4/11/06

you kissed a girl!?!?...that's so gay

noticing a certain someone on the contributors list (lhovey), i can only conclude that there is a girl in grylls basement-aside from the ambiguity of a one sancho panza. i was unaware that this place was subject to title IX, but that's cool. i mean, i'm not suggesting that we all go play lacrosse for the blue devils, but isn't there something to be said for a completely staight, all boys club where we can laugh, hold hands, skip...and perhaps kiss each other from time to time? i mean, gryll, what's your position on gashes in your pad? i for one am flexible, let the chips fall where they may, but if i had to pass judgement, i'd like to propose a "no girls allowed" ala the little rascals. food for thought. what's your opinion sancho?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm pro-hovey as long as she keeps her mouth shut.

alexizhellaphat said...

First hovey, then liv, then marc paskin, then sherman's porn hating mom, then hitler. might has well just trash this whole endeavor in favor for more porn sites. DRAGONFORCE

Matt Sherman said...

as we all know, the only funny women are amy poehler, sarah silvermann and starr jones... so, if hovey can't make me chortle like queen latifah, what's she good for?

and who the fuck is sancho panza? and ihatestenasmith? that's gryll right? god, why do people have to be so aloof...

David said...

"you are the loof";
i'm willing to work on a case-by-case basis. she's held her own in the big leagues in the past. comments? ok. when we vote on stuff? well, that's asking a lot isn't it?
(when can we start voting on some shit!?)

Aldum said...

I'm tired of the drawing board. Let's take 'er out for a test drive, damnit, pedal to the medelstein style. Lhovey, sancho nacho, what do you have to say about your presence on this here forum? Give us something to judge, and ye shall be judged. ... JUDGED!!!

Anonymous said...

i agree, i need some democracy spread on this blog like mustard on a Cheney-Wolfowitz Subway special.

As for Sancho and ihatestevenasmith...do something or get off the fucking stage.

Gryllium said...

she has not proven she can't keep up, but at the same time she hasn't shown much of anything. Seeing how this is my fucking basement, and without it high school would have sucked i.e. zach would never have gotten head in front of all of us, it is my call. Basically a comment or two every once in a while should be required for full membership. We could always just give her partial entry. I'm open to ideas and my final decision will be made next week. So savor the flavor hovey...

David said...

well, fuck yeah gryll. way to respond to the call.

Matt Sherman said...

Sancho Cunto?! It's your turn for a rebuttal...

diabobby said...

Lets be honest, hovey left all of us along time ago. I think she joined the Chinese military.


get that rumor mill churnin'