three bleacher tickets, this sunday versus the pirates (a winnable game, id point out). $45 each...yeah, i know, fucking steep, but isnt it about time you cashed in one of those "if you really loved me, mom and dad, youd buy me more shit" cards i know you all have stored up in your minges? let me know sooner than asap.
OR, THE BETTER PLAN FOR EVERYONE, IS THUSLY: after a joan consult, im now offering one free ticket to each of the first three men to accept the following agreement: help me and her out in organizing this room in our basement thats really cluttered from the move last year. its really easy, should definitely not be more than 2ish hours, just lifting boxes, cleaning a bit and putting shit where mamie wants it. the only catch is that you actually have to commit to doing this, otherwise the free ticket is null, void, and $45. we're talking free bleachers game for a couple hours of easy saturday afternoon labor and you know joan will feed you, nurse you, and change your diaper at no extra cost. whos in
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i shall work BUT consider me this. why don't we take these tickets down to the game tomorrow night and see if we can trade someone straight-up for tickets to that game or the friday afternoon game? everybody wins.
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