"romps?"

Former teen TV star Dustin Diamond is reportedly the star of a candid new sex tape in which he romps with two women. The 29-year-old, who played geek Screech Powers in Saved By The Bell, engages in a number of sexual acts with the women in the 40-minute tape. Agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights and is currently seeking a distributor for Saved By The Smell. Schmidt tells the New York Daily News, "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business, mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Diamond's manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client's profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when Saved By The Bell ended in 1997. He says, "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." Diamond will welcome any royalties he gets from the tape - in June he launched a campaign to save his home from foreclosure, by selling autographed T-shirts on the internet. (imdb.com)

You can be seeing Borat

'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan'














Kaz Prez is raging but some don't give a fuck: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/28/movies/28bora.html?

COBRA ESTATE 2006 quick get it while it's hot!!!!

Reminiscent of the Crows Dranken By the "losers"
How could we forget Charles "Blunt dropper" Herrmann




keeping this post shorta than my normals, and less scandelous, I have to clue you in on this Suge Knight Video, the man really does know how to dance. http://still-listen.com/ go to the second video of Suge, it should be on the top of the website, but if not scroll down untill you see the two videos of Suge, and go the second one.

bet ya didn't...

ready to blow you mind, man...

3-0

Don't want to pull a klatt here, but phil collins rocks!!!!!! also, get to really test my deustche skills here tonight, see if i can bargin a scalper here down from 623847213947 euros for a pj ticket. pearl jam auf deutsch-cross your fingers. but on that vein, when did pj become u2 or, eh, the rolling stones....so expensive. anyhow, gryll get ready for műnchen this weekend baby.

in related news, let's go scott skiles!!!

new euro trip?

i for one say we attempt to check at least one off the list

and i'm the LAAAAST cop youd ever want to mess around with!

this is your collective time to shine: i have to make a 3 minute SILENT film (on 16mm film that ill edit by actually cutting and splicing the film itself) this weekend. hit me with ideas for a narrative (it cant just be a series of goofy shots, ive already played that card). you have 24 hours, and anything goes except shit that costs money. if it makes a difference, i can shoot in reverse, slo-mo, and fast-forward (i'm REALLY talented, guys).

Fucking Awesome

Click Here!

Chimpanzee That!

Lots of graffiti around here, but this has to be my favorite. Thought I'd give you all a brief summary of my life so far. I am living with Silvio, a former Italian model that loves to clean and currently works for Armani jeans. I still look American, and it doesn't look like I'm going to look too Euro anytime soon since all the clothing here is absurdly expensive (Converse allstars cost 55 Euro.) Smoking lots of cigarettes, going to dance clubs until 4 or 5 in the morn', eating lots of italian food, and staring at lots of italian girls. Witty would go nuts with how hot the youngens look around here. They all dress like they're models. He could probably dig into the junior high schools without hesitation. Noticed the White Sox are shitting themselves and the Bears are cruising by the dregs of their division. I miss (real) football, pot, and getting really drunk, but it's nice having my head cleared of the barley hops and bong resin i suppose. I managed to exchange it with a nice nicotine and caffiene addiction. It's nice to see the blog every once and while full of new posts of varying quality (I like the nemesis battle, and Ross...those songs are legit.) Klatt and Josh win for most wordy comments that I have no patience to read...I'm sure they're funny though because you guys are so funny and all. Alex, what happened to your weekly shitty band that no one is going to listen to? And Sherman, you're great too. Anyway, get fucked--all of you. I love you.

Mike

brass balls

A.I.D.A. ATTENTION INTEREST DECISION ACTION

more bears shit

youtube.com is great!

for those in europe or those who dont get bears games because of regional tv scheduling. i would recommend checking back here weekly for each glorious victory's highlights.

fuck off klatt

so let me get this straight: notre dame bearclaws penn state, then notre dame gets cervix-punctured by michigan, and michigan plays (with) penn state in a month? will an undertaker be on call to remove joe paterno's body when this one's over? (thats of course provided hes still alive now, which is arguable and has been for a good decade.)

2006 nittany lions football...catch it!

V.G. heads-up: Cheri at 60

If you're on the mailing list, you already know. Cheri is 60 sometime soon and they're putting a book together. I normally would too-cool-for-school this but you and I both know it's a realistic fall-back career. Let's hear some ideas for something that has to fit on just one page. First thing that comes to mind is alacrity, salvia, or a combination of the two. Go with it.

Whoa whoa slow down with that attitude!

http://www.to-here-knows-when.co.uk/mp3s/Lindstrom-%20Theres%20A%20Drink%20in%20My%20Bedroom%20and%20I%20Need%20A%20Hot%20Lady%20(Prins%20Thomas%20Edit).mp3
right click and save target as!

killing it on the facials

http://www.ezarchive.com/sltgm/AlbumSpace/1KY4TFC68H/11+-+Trapped+In+The+Drive+Thru.mp3 right click and save target as!for some hilarious wierd all. WORD
http://www.ezarchive.com/sltgm/AlbumSpace/5HZY6IA3EH/01+Yours+To+Keep+*28Featuring+Annie*29.mp3
right click and save target as! good track,

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL????!!?!?!?!

bear the motherfuck down

a little audio lesson in american football for klatt (have you gotten brady quinn's mansplosion out of your eyes yet?) and everyone in europe: live radio feeds of bears games.

Oh so pretty!

"Maria Sharapova dropped to her knees, rocked forward onto the court and screamed with giddy teenage delight!"

I have no idea what they're alluding to... some sort of sexual favor perhaps?

Oh...Shit

You like my school because this kid works as hard as Hamlin drinks.
Bye, Bye Brady. Tomorrow on NBC.

welcome home, boys

St. Louis	74	63	.540	-
Cincinnati	69	70	.496	6
Houston	67	71	.486	7½
Milwaukee	64	75	.460	11
Pittsburgh	56	83	.403	19
Chi. Cubs	55	83	.399	19½

Zidane Head Butt Game

"I don't want your shirt, I want your sister!!!!"

http://www.addictinggames.com/zidaneheadbuttgame.html

Credit where credit is due, 'that is true'.

Just in case you've lived in suspense for this long, Materazzi tells all:

'We both spoke and I wasn't the first. I held his shirt but don't you think it is a provocation to say that 'if you want my shirt I will give it you afterwards'?

'I replied to Zidane that I would prefer his sister, that is true. I brought up his sister and that wasn't a nice thing, that is true,' said Materazzi.

Minge Binge

walking into Alderman Library, what do I see butt a HUMONGOUS poster for this band...



Frontbutt can be summed up in one word: AWESOME!

Crikey! RIP Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin

"Steve Irwin, the quirky Australian naturalist who won worldwide acclaim, was killed by a STINGRAY BARB THROUGH THE CHEST!"

SKYPE

Skype is the new google talk, seriously, get it. It works on both macs and pcs so everyone's invited!!!

www.skype.com

aw fuck yeah, jesus!

hey, did anyone else know that jp chooks is crrrrazay for god? and are you as vaguely weirded out as i am?

Peter Crouch puts you to shame Josh

You just have to get a look at this stick figure who starts at attack for England.
6'7'', 165 lbs.

life in the burbs

straight out of this week's Wilmette blotter

there was dispute over a condo building electric bill; this then led to a 33 year old woman who "wadded up the notice" (regarding the turning off of the garage lights)......... I am now quoting directly from this week's Wilmette Life: "and tossed (the wadded up notice) through the car window of the other party, hitting the woman in the head with the paper wad. She was charged with misdemeanor battery."

What if I were to tell you, you can get cheap fights on easyjet.com, is that something you might be interested in?

Euro boys post email and phone numbers here. Zach what are the dates of Oktoberfest? Also, I don't have classes on fridays so if people are interested in some long weekend trips hit me up.

can we get some google talk up in this piece?

http://www.google.com/talk/
Sie spechen mit google spechen jetzt!!!!

novak.zach -look me up

sweet new band alert

this is especially for klatt, alex, mike, and anyone else that knows wearing tight/girls' jeans makes you a fag in the really good way. welcome to tokyo police club