9/16/06

fuck off klatt

so let me get this straight: notre dame bearclaws penn state, then notre dame gets cervix-punctured by michigan, and michigan plays (with) penn state in a month? will an undertaker be on call to remove joe paterno's body when this one's over? (thats of course provided hes still alive now, which is arguable and has been for a good decade.)

2006 nittany lions football...catch it!

2 comments:

David said...

Michigan will be just in time for the Rally in the Valley and I will be several decisions too drunk for it. Joe's not dead, he's robotic and if you're school cared about having fun they'd invest in one too.

josh said...

my school is too concerned with basic grammatical rules like understanding the difference between "your" and "you're" to have fun, sorry. also we're all gay. well that's not entirely true, because while the celebrated wesleyan cardinals football squad won nary a game in 2005, members of the team managed to perpetrate every single case of sexual assault against a female on campus last year, so slurp on that.

syphilis...catch it!