With Hamlin University's summer semester at a close, the administration and the chancellor have honored these students with the following awards. We invite your student input regarding these achievements.
Cawing Crow Minge - Josh
One-Man Keg Stand Minge - Adam
Nut-Liking Minge - Lubawski
Nuts-Out Conversation Minge - Josh/Adam (tie)
Lumberto Minge - Mike
4am Dance Party Minge - Witty/Adam/Sherman (tie)
GB Cup Champ Minge - n/a
Snackums Minge - Gryll
Snappin' Minge - BJ
Clappin' Minge - Klatt
Fightin' Minge - Cooper
Ragin' Minge - Zach
Lucy Turek Minge - Zach
Minge most likely to pass out during the throes of a party... Josh
Minge most likely to sniper-vomit nemesis's backpack... Ross
Minge most likely to hook up with Mrs. D... Mike (runner-up Witty)
Minge most likely to hook up with ... Witty (no runner-up)
And finally...
Minge of the Summer - Geoff Atlas
5 comments:
Special Achievement in the Art of Minging- Sherman
get fucked sherman
For the record, Mrs. D touched my shoulder and swapped more-than-friendly smiles with me. Everyone saw it. But I guess that counts for nothing. Secondly, Minge of the Summer most definitely goes to the swimming-obsessed, wandering Ashwin Ravikumar.
well fuck you very much klatt, because who was the one slamming mrs. d. on the "deep fryee" while you were waiting for your wheat toast?...mrs d., mrs. d.
"Start eating some animals,
go on an' order a Gyps-eee,"
direct quote from....Mrs. D, Mrs. D, Mrs. D...
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