Some of you may have already heard that there was an attempted robbery in our dorm over the weekend. Three males from off-campus entered a room that had the door propped open while our resident was brushing his teeth. When our resident returned, the three men ran out of the room. Our resident chased the thief carrying a bag of his stolen belongings (laptop, ipod, camera) and was able to tackle him and keep him pinned until camp sec and CPD arrived. I don't want to scare you but I think we all need to make a conscious effort to lock our doors and please do not prop the outside doors.
Thanks for your help. Have a nice night.
Best,
Erica
15 comments:
thata boy mikey!!! good thing all that stretching and yoga kept you limber.
youre my hero!!!! and your adoring throngs must know: did you employ a b-1 or a b-2 to thwart the would-be assailants? omg im in love with you mike.
classic shoulder grabbing and headlocking-to throwdown (reminiscent of the mcdonalds maylay) maneuvers were enforced. The classic b-3 ear-scream was also utilized.
you actually brush your teeth Mike?....... gayyyy
how'd you deal with the other two, head-butts?
no lumberjack?
also, how did you spend the time with the hamburglar while waiting for the police? just shot the shit with your boot on his throat?
and was there a long pursuit during which you either breathed furiously or threw out a good line about their impending doom? i mean, with the lack of deets i'm still not convinced this even happened. charlie made up a fake screenname, who says you didnt also with this erica character?
the details write themselves - its mike josh. during the chase mike was yelling "Hey, hey, hey" and during the pin down sesh the time was spent cock slapping, 5 times.
way to make like an elephant mike - no shit from no one. what did he say to you when you spider monkeyed him? "sorry, i, uhh...this is my first time."
Let me recount (as I listen to the new Arcade Fire!). As I began chasing the ruffians, I yelled, "you guys are fucked" and busted my balls across the campus chasing the kid with a bag that I saw my laptop in. The other two, who were much faster than this kid, darted out in other directions. So as I caught up to this fatty, 21 years of age about 3 minutes into the chase. He dropped the bag and told me to get off his back. I refused, grabbing him and dragging him towards a dorm so that someone could hear me yelling for help. Around 7 minutes later, a group came out to see me with the kid in a headlock on the ground. The suspect then tried to stab me with his car key, to which I grabbed his hands and forceully put my knee in his gut. Campus security arrived, who called the police. As we waited for the police, I told the young man "next time don't give the loot to the fat one". No joke. I recovered all the belongings (my laptop, ipod, and my roommate's camera). The police found 4 other computers in his car. He was arrested for attempted burglary.
how large has your dick grown since?
no tumbling towers? no Bulgarian? mike, good work but next time I would like to see one of the classics besides B-1, B-2, ect. and don't forget to announce the move you're doing before you do it. I.e. charlies house in Wisconsin. centerville west ect. and need I forget the anchor?
remember Mitch, with great hunger comes great responsibility
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