HEAR YE! ON THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER, THIS THE 2007TH YEAR AFTER THE BIRTH OF OUR LORD, SWEET BABY JESUS, MATTHEW GRYLL WILL FACE EVAN WITTY IN THE NOBLE MAN'S ARENA: A 30 SECOND BOUT IN THE WRESTLING RING, THE RESULTS DICTATING THE PAYMENT OF $100 FROM LOSER TO WINNER. IF WITTY HOLDS GRYLL ON HIS BACK FOR 3 SECONDS IN UNDER 30, HE MAY CLAIM VICTORY. OTHERWISE, HE GOES HOME A LOSER WHILE GRYLL FUCKS THE PROM QUEEN. A POOL (BASED ON TIME OF PIN, IF AT ALL) WILL BE SET UP FORTH-WITH. CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULES, AND BEGIN YOUR SCOUTING.
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this is what it's all about
i can't fucking wait... i'll spearhead a faux-documentary crew to film the immense training and the intense match between these two titans
PS - i got gryll going down in the 18th second
The question on everyone's mind: Will Evan Witty show some respect, or will Gryll have to earn it? I got Gryll going the full 30 seconds. Those are great pictures.
Bumaye Wit-ty! The fighting gods saw this world class match-up coming. They had me watching ALI last night in preparation. I am psyched.
Who will referee this bout?
Amen to Sweet Baby Jesus
klatty i'm on the bill as referee, but i think we should have two - up for it big guy? also, just fyi, ross and charlie bet 40 bones, ross has witty.
ALSO, klatt i am SO jealous that you get to live with Joan for a month. Are you allowed to have people over?
I bet 40 Bones compounded monthly yeah. adam you are advising on that deal, is 10 percent cut of the windfall alright?
Referee tag-team works and well, yes, same rules apply. The front door will act as the Walnut Ave basement door. Also, Joan's first question to me was whether I am a vegetarian like her son, "or do you eat 'man food'" like the son I wish I had? So excited.
1. klatt, if you think youre the first to know that my mother considers me a homosexual child, youre wrong. i LIVE that knowledge.
2. all potential fun and gaymes go through me, then through the portal that klatt claims as equivalent to that shitstorm of a walnut basement.
3. no beckley herrmann under any circumstances, unless its to make out with char. bitch STANK.
4. does witty's (potential) pin of gryll mean shoulders pinned, or just kept on his back? big difference.
5. are you coming out here or what?
Woah, Adam can't be betting. Its a conflict of interests
Adam, are we going out there or what?
rose way to get a head of yourself, I have no part in your bet.
klatt you provide the subaru and the 14 hours of chit-chat and I'll bring the cheetos and diet snapples.
yeah, you bring cheetos and diet snapples, and joan will provide a full pig with roast/spit supplies included, plus a million other accoutrements. savor the flavor of heaven, klatt.
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