Hillarack!

A little dykey, don't you think?







sleep deprived



Balls or vag? These kids got ball(s)


just boys chillin on roofs kickin balls and shit... but what about the WALRUS?!?!? OO OO KA CHOOO SMOOOTH CRIMINAL!

Whatever, it's chill...
My best impression of my nemesis heart yall!! XO :^) big nose smiler!

aw man take a look at this

Justice at the Riviera. Enter

amazing new downloading/sharing program (actually)

it's called mojo and here's an explanation of how it works. if you want to download it but aren't running leopard or use windows, there is a slightly older version and a beta version, you just have to find them on that page, shouldn't be hard to find. i just discovered this and really want to try it out, so someone do it. you have to make people your buddy or whatever like on aim, so my username is OldManSmell.

Laying down the law

"These are from a book called Disorder in the American courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place."

> > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
> > WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
> >
_________________________________________________________
> > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband
> said to you that
> > morning?
> > WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
> > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
> > WITNESS: My name is Susan!
> >
>_________________________________________________________
> > ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever
> been involved in
> > voodoo?
> > WITNESS: We both do.
> > ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
> > WITNESS: We do.
> > ATTORNEY: You do?
> > WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
> >
>
__________________________________________________________
> > ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a
> person dies in his
> > sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
> morning?
> > WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
> >
>
__________________________________________________________
> > ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the
> baby) was August 8th?
> > WITNESS: Yes.
> > ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
> > WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!
> >
>
__________________________________________________________
> > ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
> pursuant to a
> > deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
> > WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to
> work.
> >
>
_________________________________________________________
> > ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
> What school did
> > you go to?
> > WITNESS: Oral.
> >
>
_________________________________________________________
> > ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you
> examined the body?
> > WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> > ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
> > WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table
> wondering why I was
> > doing an autopsy on him!
> >
>

_________________________________________________________
> >
> > ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the
> autopsy, did you check
> > for a pulse?
> > WITNESS: No.
> > ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> > WITNESS: No.
> > ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
> > WITNESS: No.
> > ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the
> patient was alive when
> > you began the autopsy?
> > WITNESS: No.
> > ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> > WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my
> desk in a jar.
> > ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have
> still been alive,
> > nevertheless?
> > WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could
> have been alive and
> > practicing law.

I'd rather

It's just one thing after another with you: Charlie Reads

top 10 nhl fights so far

time to put on the foil. just men doing what men do best.

and his hair was perfect.

so the first parts pretty disgusting, but this guy totally ruffles dr. phil's feathers. I mean, it's not like dr. phil wouldn't know what the guest is on the show for, he's just so pissed at the dude and won't even acknowledge it.

sooo, who does everybody like? spring break plans?

Justice

Read a Goddamn BOOK!!!!

I would have embedded, but the info for this video is interesting too... Fucking hilarious...