I put on a tie today, straightened it up nice, and plugged this blog in a job interview. And it's because of posts like this. We're always on top of the hard-hitting stuff.
I know we've practice defending body moves but - and this is at Adam in particular - how would you go about defending the offensive puke? You can't.
Two options. a)use person next to you as human shield or b)uppercut jaw-grab, extend so the head looks up to the sky and they choke on their own vomit. OWned.
hard to top mingo's. but here's option C: right after he's spewed and the vomit is mid-air, you judo throw him down into your seat and simultaneously you jump up into his seat and pull your kid with you, so that his own vomit lands oh him in your former seat.
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I put on a tie today, straightened it up nice, and plugged this blog in a job interview. And it's because of posts like this. We're always on top of the hard-hitting stuff.
I know we've practice defending body moves but - and this is at Adam in particular - how would you go about defending the offensive puke? You can't.
Two options. a)use person next to you as human shield or b)uppercut jaw-grab, extend so the head looks up to the sky and they choke on their own vomit. OWned.
now that's a gryll spyll
hard to top mingo's. but here's option C: right after he's spewed and the vomit is mid-air, you judo throw him down into your seat and simultaneously you jump up into his seat and pull your kid with you, so that his own vomit lands oh him in your former seat.
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