Exactly 1/2 fortnight from today, Zach and I will be opening our doors for an evening of pre-gramming, to be followed by the bars. Let's get all the out-of-towners under one roof and then get silly.
We made a facebook event, so I expect anywhere from 9-13 non-blog members to attend.
Looking forward to seeing everyone...
Josh- just to confirm in case you call me again at 3:30 looking for a vacant bedroom in which to fellatiace (not sure how to spell the verb form of this) a girl, we still do not have a 3rd bedroom.
8 comments:
get one. that morning after with joan wasn't the most desirable end to an otherwise magical evening
who did you fellatiate? don't make me make the joke that I want to make.
I'll make it!
Josh you licked your mom's cooter?!
I heard that it's cool to throw things off the roof at Gryll and Zachs place... does that mean it will be cool this night too?
Mitchy... I believe the answer angie was looking for was Suzanna.
Sorry Charlie, the trebuchet is reserved for short gingers and only cheeseburgers are allowed to be launched.
Can someone install some sort of chat room technology on the blog? Everytime I see someone on the globe I want to see who it is. I mean Y2K was so 10 years ago, lets get on this
Firstly, Charlie... great idea... get the Pacific-NW'ers... they usually take us bravely into the future anyway.
Subfirstly, Chah... this is why we love having you on the blog.
Secondly, and most importantly, I feel COMPELLED to correct the record (at least in terms of grammar) and clarify that the act of fellatio specifically refers to the oral sucking of a man's penis, while the act of CUNNILINGUS specifically refers to the licking of a woman's cooter. Don't make me link to Wiki!
Thirdly, it's quite troubling how timeless the whole Suzanna-Sexual-Innuendo game can be. Really.
Fourthly, I could by some definitions be considered a "short ginger" so I willl be remaining on the ground floor of the apartment so as to avoid the aforemention'd trebuchet-launching.
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