Chimpanzee That!

Lots of graffiti around here, but this has to be my favorite. Thought I'd give you all a brief summary of my life so far. I am living with Silvio, a former Italian model that loves to clean and currently works for Armani jeans. I still look American, and it doesn't look like I'm going to look too Euro anytime soon since all the clothing here is absurdly expensive (Converse allstars cost 55 Euro.) Smoking lots of cigarettes, going to dance clubs until 4 or 5 in the morn', eating lots of italian food, and staring at lots of italian girls. Witty would go nuts with how hot the youngens look around here. They all dress like they're models. He could probably dig into the junior high schools without hesitation. Noticed the White Sox are shitting themselves and the Bears are cruising by the dregs of their division. I miss (real) football, pot, and getting really drunk, but it's nice having my head cleared of the barley hops and bong resin i suppose. I managed to exchange it with a nice nicotine and caffiene addiction. It's nice to see the blog every once and while full of new posts of varying quality (I like the nemesis battle, and Ross...those songs are legit.) Klatt and Josh win for most wordy comments that I have no patience to read...I'm sure they're funny though because you guys are so funny and all. Alex, what happened to your weekly shitty band that no one is going to listen to? And Sherman, you're great too. Anyway, get fucked--all of you. I love you.

Mike