fellow true sons of the lord our god, here's a thought for the somewhat long-term that could be a sweet post-grad summer adventure. we all have a free trip to israel - even adam and mr. bar-mitzvah-in-a-church sciortino - thank you birthright (we know we're the chosen people when god makes us rich enough to afford this). we could extend it into a middle east tour spreading freedom throughout the impoverished, oppressed, and shamefully muslim lands. we have until we're 25 or 26 to take advantage, i think, and no better time than these, our prime years of youth and virility.
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If only you'd lived at home this summer, you'd know this is old news. We all already went without you, I guess we forgot to call. Oops.
J/K, we really did already discuss this though and I'm super excited!!!!
O M G I love being Jooish. And especially being circumcised.
I AM DOWN
also, dubai is a must. easily the craziest place in the entire world, really any source of information will confirm this in some way.
a word of caution... my two roommates in college went on birthright and came back SUUUUPER-JEWY... but don't let it stop you, they had a blast... i mean, at least it's not kairos
birthright isn't necessarily a program. there are programs that you can go on, but its a RIGHT of BIRTH. they just send you there straight up. i go when i want, i go where i want, and i jew how i want. L'CHAYIM!!
isnt dubai the playground for the muslims? mystery hour in the oasis, also i hear theyve got an indoor ski mountain there. you guys should at least try to taste heaven, before you all go to hell.
dubai is dry so bring your booze jews. get ready to sit in your hotel room and drink like so many downstate high school tournaments.
gryll spill goes global
GOD! I LOVE BEING CATHOLIC!... ooops, wrong blog :)
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